Everything's Better with Cheesecake

As of 9:41 a.m.

Baby: 5
Mom: 1

Uhhhh...

Make that

Baby: 6
Mom: 1

Things We've Found in the Toilet So Far....

the toilet brush again
more tub toys
three more bottles of nail polish
book of family photographs
soccer ball
and of course, the plunger
the plunger's holder
a whole package of round cotton pads
nail polish
his favorite book of colors
MY iPHONE 4. Whaaaaaahhhh!
the plunger again
little pictures of Jesus book :(
inflated balloon
a spoon being used as a stirring object and drinking recepticle...see video
little baby hands, connected to plungers and toilet scrubbers
plunger again 3 times
toilet scrubber again
toilet scrubber
plunger
Little decorative tea pot
Little stacking toy
A baby bottle...hmmm...could this be a clue?
A measuring cup--maybe two...I can't remember exactly
A measuring spoon
Toilet paper-lots and lots of toilet paper. Moreso than would be deemed necessary. Also, some of it is usually still attached to the roll.
An orange 3x5 card
More toilet paper, but this time it was found in globs on the floor OUTSIDE the toilet--having been removed from the lovely yellow water within.
A bottle of shampoo
A toy race car
The cable remote--actually this was found still on baby's person, soaking wet, with a trail of water from the toilet. We think he just used it to give the water a good stirring. A remote is something he won't just willingly let go of. The dad took it apart to dry it out, and it still works!
A toothbrush
Balls
Big people socks
Baby socks
Little baby hands, still attached to a little baby

Thursday, October 28, 2010