As of 12:35

Baby: 13 (he had a nap)
Mom: 3
Polish Pottery: -2

One more Polish Pottery down... boo.

Here was my Facebook status earlier (during the time the baby was accumulating such a commanding lead):

"Dear Pyrex Lawyers: You know how it says "not for lab or stovetop use" on your glass measuring cups? I think you may need to amend it to read "not for lab or stovetop use--even if the stovetop is on low and you are just trying to melt some butter." Thank you."

Apparently, it is a good thing I don't have a lab.

Note to self: In the heroic efforts to keep up with the baby and his ways, exploding pyrex and melted butter all over the stove is a hindrance. One cannot create messes bigger than the baby's, and expect to stay sane.